1.) As Dr.Brent reviewed his grade book, he noticed that the studies students with the highest grade in each of his four classes was a woman. He concluded that woman are generally better than men.
2.)"If it's on television, it has to be a good show, because only good shows get on television."
3.)Funding for genetic research may help people live longer. According to CNN poll, more than 70% of the American public believes that genetic research has the potential to cure diseases such as cancer, muscular dystrophy and AIDS.
4.)As she got off the plane, the old lady complained, " What's wrong with America today? You can burn an American flag, but you can't smoke on an airplane."
5.)Gays should not be permitted to get married. Marriage has always been defined as a union between a man and a woman, and we should not change this now.
6.) We should increase spending for the war on drugs. When 1500 Americans were asked in a random sample" Do you think we should surrender in the war on drugs?" 77% of them said that we should not.
7.) "I can't give you the day off because then everyone would want the day off."
8.) A study published by Texaco has found that drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Preserve will do no harm to the native plants and wildlife found there. Thus, Congress should permit oil drilling there.
9.) There was obviously a conspiracy to kill Kennedy and to cover it up, a conspiracy that included the CIA, the FBI, and the Warren Commission. I know that some people say that if there had ben a conspiracy, someone would have talked about it by now. But the very fact that there is no evidence of a conspiracy is further proof that such a conspiracy existed. These assassins covered their tracks very well.
10.) "Do you want to give your family the same, boring potatoes for dinner tonight, or do you want to give them the exciting taste of Stovetop stuffing?"