Revise the following to make the tone controversial yet professional.
a. Pertaining to your request, the above-referenced items (printer toner and supplies) are being sent to your Oakdale office, as per your telephone conversation of April 1.
b. Kindly inform the undersigned whether or not your representative will be making a visitation in the near future.
c. It's totally awesome that we still snagged the contract after the customer amped up his demands, but our manager pushed back.
d. BTW, dude, we've had some slippage in the schedule but don't have to dump everything and start from scratch.
e. To facilitate ratification of this agreement, your negotiators urge that the membership respond in the affirmative.
f. R head honcho was like totally raggedy because I was sick n stuff n mist the team meet. Geez!