Tom Brady went to Supercuts and is upset as his haircut went awry. He tells Supercuts that they will be hearing from his lawyer and “the haircut is an assault” and “will cause both him and Giselle emotional distress.” He also adds that the “haircut is also clearly negligence.” He sees you walking with your Business Law textbook, which you never leave home without and asks you what you think. What do you tell him?