1."intoxicated" for purpose of driving a car in many states, means having a blood-alcohol Content of 0.1%(001)or greater
2."Television" means the electronic Medium That Keeps an Entire nation of viewers in state of semi narcosis by feeding them a steady stream of inane drivel.
3."Recession" means, for purposes of the National Bureau of Economic research, two consecutive quarters of negative growth in real GNP or in aggregate out put for entire economy.
4.''Politician"means a Person of Unquestioned Honesty and integrity whom The people, in their collective wisdome, have duly elected to guide the ship of state and protect it from the reefs and shoals that threaten it on every side